March to the Beat

The wife called me to tell me something funny she heard on the radio. She could barely catch her breath, but finally I learned that the show hosts inquired whether the others had ever farted to the beat of their own steps.

Apparently, all of them had, including the female co-host. Mrs. B. couldn't believe she volunteered that information on the radio and found it all hysterical.

As I've said time and again, women should have some secrets.

As to answering the question: no comment.