I completely forgot that I have a CitiBank Driver's Edge credit card. Pursuant to its benefits, I get cash back every time I buy a car. Well, as you all know, I bought a car! $703 will soon be mine! MINE I say! Mwa---Hahahahahahahahhahaha!!!
Plus, since I'm in such a money-grubbing mood, I'm cashing out my Paypal account. I've just let it linger there since I E-Bayed a few things a year ago. But no more! $38.08....come to Papa!!!
Lastly, there's that Economic Stimulus Payment on its way. $1500 for me (us). No more Kraft Mac & Cheese for us, baby! Its Dinty Moore beef stew time!!
I think its silly that the government is sending out rebate checks during a time of war and such a high federal deficit. But if you're wondering when you'll get your chunk, look below. Glad I "direct deposited" my refund. I'll see it May 9 (can you guess my ss #?). If I paper checked it I'd have to wait until June 27. Damn!
IRS Timetable for Rebate Payments
Here’s the government’s plan for making the economic stimulus payments for taxpayers whose 2007 returns are filed and processed by April 15:
| DIRECT DEPOSIT PAYMENTS | |
| If the last two digits of your Social Security number are: | Your rebate should be sent to your bank account by: |
| 00 - 20 | May 2 |
| 21 - 75 | May 9 |
| 76 - 99 | May 16 |
| PAPER CHECK | |
| If the last two digits of your Social Security number are: | Your check should be in the mail by: |
| 00 - 09 | May 16 |
| 10 - 18 | May 23 |
| 19 - 25 | May 30 |
| 26 - 38 | June 6 |
| 39 - 51 | June 13 |
| 52 - 63 | June 20 |
| 64 - 75 | June 27 |
| 76 - 87 | July 4 |
| 88 - 99 | July 11 |
