There's a million names for the many different, shall we say, wardrobe malfunctions. You've no doubt seen or heard of many of them and if you haven't, google them, you'll get a plethora of information.
Nip slip. Upskirt, Camel Toe. Pokies. VPL. Downblouse. Etc. ad nauseum.
Believe it or not, Britney Spears has NOT cornered the market on nearly all of the above (but she does own a huge portion of it). Friday night, dealing at the casino, I saw one that I propose we call Crescent Moon.
A somewhat overweight, 30-ish Hispanic woman was at my table. She wore a black clingy low cut top wherein the lower hem of the top pretty much lined up with the top of her also black bra. Is that clear?
Dunno. But after a time, perhaps because she kept leaning onto the table, both garments were tugged down enough to reveal the top of her left areola. Since I was dealing I didn't get a real good look, nor did I want to in order to embarrass her, but this thing was peeking out at me for a good half hour before one of her friends across the table said something in Spanish and I could hear and sense all sorts of elastic snapping and adjustments. Upon another glance as I dealt her a card, things were all back in order. For a while.
The Crescent Moon made an appearance about 2 hours later for another half hour or so.
How could one not sense that?
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Crescent Moon?
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3 kind commenters:
Nouveau,
I'm not sure how it is that ladies don't notice things like that, but I am so thankful for it. Yes, it's a cheap, vouyeuristic thrill. No, it's not harming anyone at all. In fact, I believe that by making others so very happy to sit right there and enjoy the scenery, these ladies are helping reduce the carbon footprint of our cities. God bless breasts.
Was she embarrassed? It doesn't sound like it, but if it happened to me I would turn all sorts of colors and it would definitely never happen again!
LMAO Skeeter! Amen Brother!
I dont' think she was all that devastated R-girl. If she was, one would think she would have been aware of it to make sure, as you say, it never happened again. But it did!
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