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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Knock, Knock!

The Little One is wicked into knock knock jokes. We have to do a few every day. I can even use it to get her to behave ("if you don't start listening, no knock knock jokes on the drive home"). It totally works. Assuming she was good, we'll play every evening on the 20-40 minute drive home from daycare. The problem is, I've exhausted the only two I know that make any sense. Hint: They end, "who, who?....what are you an owl?" AND "Orange who? aren't you glad I didn't say banana?" So I will repeat them or make up new ones that totally suck. Not today! I'm armed! I friggin' googled knock knock jokes! Pathetic, I know. Check it out.....

knock, knock
who's there?
figs
figs who
figs the doorbell, its broken

See?

What? you like?
Can't get enough?
Ok, there's plenty more......http://www.indianchild.com/knock_knock_jokes1.html

I'll be her hero. Now I need to google sports or porn or something so any company spies on my PC don't think I'm a weirdo.

3 kind commenters:

Katie said...

that is so great. :) your little one will love you forever!

NouveauBlogger said...

awww, thanks Katie....but I'm sure there will be a lapse in those teen years, lol

Katie said...

they get over that though. after all the hormones settle down and they smarten up they will love you again.